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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:55
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
Then came..
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way